The Declaration of Interconnectivity When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to reinforce the bandwidth which hath connected them to one another, and to assume among the power of interconnectivity, the connected and equal station to which the laws of technology entitle them, a decent respect for the opinions […]
Category: Satire
Beware the Awareness
Beware the Awareness Beware the Awareness. A drug — the hallucinogenic distorting our projection of reality. The more you inject into your consciousness, the more you desire, the more you require, the more resolved your addiction. Until nothing’s left of the old ideas, nothing left of common accord. An outcast among the mislead. A fugitive […]
Vegans, The Vassals of Villainy
FOREWORD “To the loyal stewards of the consensus, these vegans, anarchists, and freethinkers are a cult, an anomaly, a menace to compliance.” ~The Honorable Same PREFACE When we write of veganism, we write of anarchy, because every ethical vegan is a freethinking anarchist of sorts, whether or not they realize it. And every anarchist, as […]
Thanksgiving 2016
Thanksgiving 2016 Well damn, here we are my friends and family. And joining us again this year are Betty-Lu, Bubba-Joe, and ‘Lil Bubba-T. — Get that finger out of your nose boy, and pay attention. No! Don’t put that in your…too late. As I was ’bout to say, here we are together again to celebrate […]
Comparing Us to Animals?
Us and Them, Let’s See Who hasn’t heard numerous times before that, “You can’t compare humans to animals. That’s ridiculous.” For example, you can’t compare the Jewish Holocaust with the animal holocaust or black slavery to the slavery of animals. Or, simply human suffering to animal suffering. I agree, it’s preposterous. It’s belittling. No valid […]
Thanksgiving Day 2015
The Hollow Hallow Tradition of Thanksgiving By hell, here we are again my friends, family, cohorts, loyal wife, sweet ‘n sexy sister-in-law, Bubba J, Betty-Jo, and lil’ Bubba T — get that finger outta your nose boy — all gathered together for yet another splendid Thanksgiving Day. A time when millions of imprisoned, tortured, and mercilessly plucked and […]
Deer Hunter by Manly-Man, LLC
In the spirit of fair-play and sportsmanship, we here at Manly-Man LLC, Rednecksville, Ur County, USA are proud to offer this timely reading. It is the reason for open season The time of every Manly-Man’s pleasin’ To show the world that he’s a big tough guy and not some pussy little punk small fry A time […]
Manly-Man 101
Manly-Man LLC, Rednecksville, Ur County, USA In the spirit of community service we here at Manly-Man proudly and freely present: How to be a Manly-Man, 101. Manly men, abuse their wives and children, in one form or another, take your pick, verbally, physically, but preferably both. Manly-men kick their dogs, and dump baby kittens alongside […]
Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving Day in the U. S. A. A time of thanks. Now let’s all bow our heads and give our Maker His moment due. And a toast; to the Injuns in the Plymouths, who we so ceremoniously honored that first Thanksgiving Day and who so graciously gave up their land, their lives, their everything to broken […]
